It’s not your fault that you are stuck in a job you hate, your life sucks and everything you try fails.
It’s society’s fault
It’s the economy’s fault
It’s your boss’s fault
It’s your girlfriend’s fault
It’s your husband’s fault
No, you’ve got it, it’s YOUR PARENT’S fault!
And the government too of course
And your best friend! It’s definitely your best friend’s fault
It’s the country’s fault
None of it’s your fault!
Or maybe you actually take full responsibility! Maybe we should chat.